Monday, April 11, 2011

I dream of pogonology

Originating from the Greek word for beard - pogon - pogonology is the study of beards.  Before you scoff at the idea, research pogonologists are now employed by major producers of cosmetic products including Estee Lauder, Clinique etc.  I mean, who else deserves the credit for saving our skin every time we rub shaving balm into our pores?  Well polognologists and the rabbits, and the mice and the.....

Ancient greeks believed a beard was the sign of sexual prowess and the spartans would shave off a portion to punish a weak soldier.  Having a fairly hairless face myself, I imagine I would have been a dating pariah. 

I think the greeks were on to something though.  I've always associated a good beard with masculinity.  Science has now advanced to reinforce that theory.  Beard growth is linked to the stimulation of hair follicles in the area by dihydrotestosterone, which is produced from testosterone.  Testosterone.  Man fuel.

The irony of dihydrotestostorone is that it also promotes balding and it's been found that levels vary from season to season.  Scientists have proven that beards grow faster in summer. 


Some variations to the traditional Greek beard include the:


 
Van-dyk Beard (Goatee accompanied
 with a moustache)
 

















 
Soul Patch (small patch of hair below the
lower lip but above the chin)







 
Verdi Beard (short beard with rounded bottom,
slightly shaven cheeks and prominent moustache)


My dear friend Florence swears by meards (men with beards) and believes "cave men had beards, they were strong, good providers.  Its a sign of masculinity" .  It should be noted that flo's father also sports a generous beard.
 
However, not all beards are created equal, and the old saying, "just because you can, doesnt mean you should", could be adopted more liberally.

What do you think?

Brad Pitt


When testosterone > estrogen

For those that have managed to get it right, look no further than this beard-worship blog - hot guys with beards. 

And for those of you lucky enough to have a beard at all, put yourself to the test at this years world beard and moustache championships. You'll be up against this beautiful team from USA, the last international champions from 2009.





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